鍵盤(pán)俠楊瀚森也就塔比特水平雷霆17勝1負唯輸我拓這場(chǎng)讓讓他

雙方數據

開(kāi)拓者（7-10）：楊瀚森8分4板3助1搶斷1蓋帽、格蘭特21分3板2助、阿夫迪亞11分5板1助、呂佩爾10分5板、穆雷9分7板、克林根8分8板2助2帽、樂(lè )福8分2板2助、西索科7分2板3助、里斯6分3板2斷、卡馬拉4分6板3助2斷、庫克3分。

雷霆（17-1）：亞歷山大37分5板7助2斷、米切爾20分1板5助2斷、喬10分2板1助、吉昂8分3板1助、卡爾森8分1板2助、哈爾滕施泰因7分15板3助3帽、華萊士7分2板1助2斷、霍姆格倫5分9板4助3帽、巴恩海澤5分3板1助、多特5分3板、杰林·威廉姆斯5分2板4助、卡魯索5分2板2助、揚布拉德2板2助。

[–]TheLetterOh 61 points an hour ago

How am I supposed to feed my family when the Blazers dont even score 100?

拓蜜：開(kāi)拓者今晚沒(méi)得100分，我們一家子晚上沒(méi)飯吃了，這可怎么辦才好啊～～

注：小編估計開(kāi)拓者隊有一個(gè)類(lèi)似“得100分送球迷小吃”的活動(dòng)，而這位球迷一家子的生計全寄托了在這個(gè)“送吃”活動(dòng)上。

[–]2ICenturySchizoidMan 26 points an hour ago

No sausage McMuffin with egg are u shitting me

拓蜜：今晚豬柳蛋麥滿(mǎn)分不送了嗎？這是要把我逼上絕路啊~~

（看來(lái)這位球迷也在靠開(kāi)拓者投食度日）

[–]wooltab 6 points an hour ago

Might have to bee one of those Jack-In-The-Box taco nightmeals or whatever they have.

拓蜜：那你今晚可能只能去杰克盒子漢堡店買(mǎi)點(diǎn)便宜的晚間清倉塔可了…

注1：Jack-In-The-Box美國知名快餐連鎖品牌，主打漢堡和墨西哥風(fēng)味快餐

注2：Taco：塔可，指墨西哥卷餅

[–]TheLetterOh 9 points an hour ago

Idk man. Those free sausage egg mcmuffins (with minimum $2 purchase) have been doing a lot of heavy lifting for me.

Good thing we play tomorrow so they wont have to go hungry for long.

一樓的拓蜜：樓上的兄弟，哥哥的苦你不知道…麥當勞的那個(gè)免費的豬柳蛋麥滿(mǎn)分（消費滿(mǎn)2刀就送）都快成我家的日常主食了...幸好明天開(kāi)拓者還有比賽，我這一家子應該不至于挨餓太久吧。。。

注：豬柳蛋麥滿(mǎn)分麥當勞的早餐三明治，包含香腸、雞蛋和英式松餅

[–]batrainbowYang Hansen 3 points an hour ago

Taco Bell app is running hella promos, I can get dinner tonight for $1 cus of rewards

拓蜜：我給你指條路~~~Taco Bell APP上面的優(yōu)惠賊多，靠積分兌換的話(huà)，只需花1刀就能搞定我的晚飯~~~

[–]Efirational 2 points 47 minutes ago

· I kind of liked the fact OKC stole Deni's Cena theme when they got and 1s. It was appropriately petty and pretty funny.

· To beat OKC you need everything to go well, The fact Deni couldn't hit a 3 was enough to make this game unwinnable.

· There were few fake fouls on SGA, missed fouls on Deni and no whistles on OKC players pushing players. also really weird moment when the refs basically waited to give time to OKC to challenge the foul on Clingan (it was a Clingan foul, so the fact that it was overturned was fair), I would kill for honest refing in this league, we didn't lose due to that though.

· Rupes flagrant was bad and endangered Ajay (I think it was him?)

· I thought Clingan looked good, his rebounding looks amazing.

· The injuries situation was so bad sidy played both as part of the strating squad but also in Q4 in the garbage time.

· Yang looked decent but the defence still looks horrible.

  拓蜜：

總結下本場(chǎng)比賽：

· 雷霆打出2+1的時(shí)候，現場(chǎng)偷用了阿夫迪亞的塞納BGM，這小家子氣操作搞笑得一批

· 要想贏(yíng)雷霆，我們是一點(diǎn)錯都不能犯的，所以阿夫迪亞的三分啞火，直接讓咱們GG了

· SGA一堆體毛哨，阿夫迪亞被犯規卻沒(méi)哨，雷霆推人也沒(méi)吹犯規…裁判還特意給雷霆時(shí)間考慮，來(lái)挑戰他們對克林根犯規（不過(guò)改判是沒(méi)問(wèn)題的），這聯(lián)盟啥時(shí)候能有個(gè)公平判罰？當然輸球也不全怪這個(gè)

· 呂佩爾那個(gè)惡意犯規差點(diǎn)廢了米切爾（是他對吧？）

· 克林根很不錯，籃板搶得相當牛

· 開(kāi)拓者太難了，傷兵滿(mǎn)營(yíng)到讓西索科這個(gè)雙向既打了首發(fā)又打了垃圾時(shí)間

· 楊瀚森的進(jìn)攻著(zhù)實(shí)不錯，不過(guò)他這防守實(shí)在沒(méi)法兒看

[–]likpoper 45 points an hour ago

At least yang gets to play. This is a hopeless game. Would have sit out Deni

拓蜜：今晚至少給楊瀚森機會(huì )了，這場(chǎng)比賽本來(lái)就沒(méi)戲…本該讓阿夫迪亞輪休的…

[–]Birckadame 13 points an hour ago

I mean you could have called the game we beat them a hopeless game also before it happened. OKC can't win every game, you can't go into it thinking fuck it just play the 3rd string the entire game.

拓蜜：之前贏(yíng)了雷霆的那場(chǎng)賽之前，咱不也覺(jué)得沒(méi)戲嗎？所以，雷霆并不是場(chǎng)場(chǎng)都必贏(yíng)，咱總不能開(kāi)場(chǎng)就派第三陣容擺爛吧…

[–]wooltab 33 points an hour ago

8-4-3 with a steal and a block for Yang. Knocked down a 3. All part of the journey.

拓蜜：楊瀚森8分4板3助1斷1帽，終于扔進(jìn)了個(gè)三分…該來(lái)的都會(huì )來(lái)的…

[–]likpoper 11 points an hour ago

Should just make him our backup center. What’s there to lose. We should be developing this guy big time.

拓蜜：直接讓楊瀚森打替補中鋒得了，還能更慘咋地？就該狠狠練這小子！

[–]nimbly118ripcity 39 points an hour ago

Nice of the blazers to give these guys one. They’re probably still reeling after the loss.

拓蜜：咱開(kāi)拓者還是心善吶~~看到雷霆自從上回輸給咱之后到現在還沒(méi)緩過(guò)來(lái)，今天就送了他們一場(chǎng)~~~正所謂做事留一線(xiàn)，日后好相見(jiàn)~~~

[–]nurkoffBryce McGowens 16 points an hour ago

Still beat them once and that’s all that matters to me

拓蜜：反正贏(yíng)過(guò)他們一次，已經(jīng)夠我爽的了~~~

[–]Kazekidripcity-place[S] 23 points an hour ago

Well, that went about as expected. Hopefully Deni has a bounce back game in a win tomorrow.

拓蜜：果然不出我所料，被虐了~~希望阿夫迪亞明天能找回狀態(tài)贏(yíng)一場(chǎng)~~~

[–]batrainbowYang Hansen 10 points an hour ago

Yang Hansen 8/4/3 with 1 steal and 1 block in 17 minutes isn't the worst line for someone as green as he is against a stacked OKC team. 3/11 shooting is ? though

拓蜜：楊瀚森17分鐘拿到8+4+3+1+1，對一個(gè)菜鳥(niǎo)來(lái)說(shuō)這數據不算爛了，就是11中3有夠辣眼睛的~~~

[–]currypowder84 7 points an hour ago

A lot of missed open threes, he's gonna need to improve that.

拓蜜：那么多空位三分都投丟了，可得好好練練了~~~

[–]ChefPaulieWalnuts 10 points an hour ago

17-1 is a disgusting record. Still funny their one loss is to us.

拓蜜：雷霆17勝1負這戰績(jì)看著(zhù)真讓人牙癢癢啊~~~不過(guò)好笑的是唯一輸的那一場(chǎng)是拜我們所賜~~~

[–]CaucasianCactus 6 points an hour ago

I watched like one quarter so can’t really give any analysis but this was the ultimate just throw the game away ever. Healthy Thunder v Hurt Blazers when they have a winnable game tomorrow and a massive game Wednesday for NBA cup.

Also, shows how many levels away we are from top of the level competition. Thunder are insanely good and deep, basically no holes 10 deep. Wouldn’t lose a second of sleep over this L

拓蜜：我就看了一節球，沒(méi)法全面分析，不過(guò)這明顯是戰略放棄局啊…殘陣開(kāi)拓者打全員健康的雷霆，而且明天咱們還有機會(huì )贏(yíng)球，周三還要拼季中賽（今天放棄了也是正常操作）…當然，也看得出我們離頂級球隊的差距有多遠，雷霆太強陣容深度太變態(tài)了，十人輪換都沒(méi)有一個(gè)是短板，這場(chǎng)咱輸得一點(diǎn)也不冤…一點(diǎn)不影響我的睡眠…

[–]DamezangToumani Camara 5 points an hour ago

Well, we beat them last time!

拓蜜：慌球！反正上次我們干翻過(guò)他們！

[–]RFK_Cum_Regimen 5 points an hour ago

Well, at least we get to say we're one of the only teams that beat the Thunder in the regular season.

拓蜜：至少我們能吹牛逼說(shuō)，我們是常規賽少數贏(yíng)過(guò)雷霆的球隊！

[–]likpoper 27 points 4 hours ago

He should be playing more and not those borderline g league guys. Every min is very important

拓蜜：給楊瀚森多打打啊~~他不應該被當成只配打G聯(lián)賽的小角色！出戰NBA正賽的每一分鐘對他的成長(cháng)都非常關(guān)鍵??！

[–]Jewdah18 10 points 3 hours ago

If you combined Yang's offense and Clingan's defense do you get pre-injury Bill Walton?

拓蜜：如果把楊瀚森的進(jìn)攻和克林根的防守結合在一起，這個(gè)結合體是不是就是巔峰比爾沃頓了？

（親，這里不建議您這么吹哦）

[–]AdUsual5365 -4 points 3 hours ago

Absolutely not. Yang is closer to Thabeet offensively than Bill Walton.

拓蜜：當然不可能了~相比于比爾沃頓，楊瀚森在進(jìn)攻方面更接近塔比特…

[–]Critback 3 points 2 hours ago

If Thabeet had an ounce of Yang's offensive potential he'd have gotten a ton more opportunity than he did

拓蜜：塔比特要是有楊瀚森哪怕一丁點(diǎn)兒的進(jìn)攻天賦，他早在NBA混得風(fēng)山水起了…

[–]atlasdtalosYang Hansen 5 points  2 hours ago

this is libel.

拓蜜：這真是（對楊瀚森的）硬黑??！

[–]Western-Turnover-154 1 point 30 minutes ago

Yang is simply huge. I-Hart is a big boy and Hansen just dwarfs him.

He is going to be the real deal.

拓蜜：楊瀚森（這地位進(jìn)攻）太強了~哈騰像個(gè)傻小子一樣被攆著(zhù)玩兒~~小楊遲早會(huì )打出名堂來(lái)的~

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